John Boehner's Original Tea Party Recipe

I guess it's pretty obvious by now that I don't care for Boehner. Here's how he and the republican leadership created a monster they can no longer control: the Tea Party.

Extra, extra, Batman revealed to be Bruce Wayne!

Funny story about this one, I made it awhile ago for the December 6th issue of Ka Leo.  The day after, I saw the news about Assange being accused of rape.  Unintentional new levels of depth have been discovered!
Also, Batman is Bruce Wayne.  Sorry.

Obesity ruins armed forces recruitment

"An ever-growing portion of America's 17 to 24 year-olds, about 75 percent, is simply ineligible or unavailable to serve for a variety of reasons, above all, health and weight requirements in an age of spiraling childhood obesity."


- Robert Gates, Secretary of Defense, United States of America

The 21st Century Grimoire

More thoughts on Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue."

A hint on how I feel about it: a "Grimoire" is a book of magic used by witches to summon hell-spawn and the like. Imagine your chemistry textbook, but replace "mix in Sodium Hydroxide and stir until solution turns blue" with "mix in twelve pints of The Blood of Innocents until cauldron simmers and smells of roasting hair follicles."  Seriously; that book is evil ... and really, really funny.

"Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fire burn and Cauldron bubble."

Going Rogue

So "Going Rogue" came out today. Basically Sarah Palin is going to make millions off of a book she wrote in like, half a year.
I've read a few excerpts and have investigated the table of contents and the index, which actually told me a lot about the book.  The quoted passage is actually from the book.  You might think the ellipses are to edit out the good parts and make her look bad, but in reality, the whole thing is bad. I merely edited out the part that wasn't as hilariously awful.
And yes, Sarah is dressed as Morrigan. I personally don't really care who thinks she's attractive or not; the point is that she's a succubus sent from hell to annihilate the English language (amongst other things).

Candle-John: see, nothing happ-

Part 3 in the Boehnerific slug-fest.

A Stimulated Package

A sequel to the previous post!

Forgetfulness, or clever planning on my part? You make the call!

When Brain-Blood Rushes to Your Last Name

Published sometime over the Summer.

All the explanation needed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl_q0afUl0E